Ugh, I have so many things to update about but absolutely no attention span to do so. Let me see if I can keep my thoughts together for one small coherent entry.
Reasons why I am a baller:
1. I got pulled over for speeding for the first time in my life when I was driving back to Sudbury from Ottawa on Sunday night and totally talked my way out of a ticket
2. I went shopping at the Le Chateau outlet and got three fantastic dresses for the price of what one normally would cost
3. I went shopping at the Coach outlet when they were having a 50% off sale and got myself a wallet, a wristlet, and a clutch.
#1 is actually pretty hilarious because just the day before Dom (friend of Caitlin, who is Jess's roommate in Ottawa) had placed me into Slytherin when she was sorting those of us who were at dinner the one night. I took this as a rather large surprise because I've always usually considered myself a Ravenclaw - but I supposed I could give off the Slytherin vibe around her, because I always mercilessly make fun of Jess while we're there. But after I talked my way out of the speeding ticket I had to admit that I'm pretty much a Slytherin.
(I was doing something like a little over 100km/h in an 80, btw. I was slowing down, too. Just not quickly enough, apparently)
I've decided my main line when getting pulled over (it's only happened to me once before, calm down) is to show them the various documents that my Dad has stuffed in my manual and get them to show me what one they need. And when they do I go "Oh, you've done this before!" really cheerily and they laugh. It's a good line, guys.
And then he asked me why I was driving back to Sudbury instead of Barrie, since that's what's on my license, and I told him that I was finishing my degree and he asked what it was in and I said "this is actually really funny considering this situation, but Law and Justice..." and he asked me what I was going to do with that and I was like, "Oh well the plan was law school but I'm not so sure anymore...Kind of lost right now...We'll have to see!"
And then he told me that he was taking his degree in criminology and I was like, oh where are you getting that from? And he said Athabasca and I was like.....where is that? And he said Alberta and without even thinking I blurted out "SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" because seriously, if he's with the OPP why is he getting a degree from Alberta? And he looked at me strangely and said he was doing it online and I was like ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense, I thought you were commuting between provinces haha.
He also told me that some of my paperwork wasn't technically legal because you needed to have the back photocopied as well, or something? And I gave a big huge dramatic GASP and acted all concerned. But he totally didn't do anything about it, or didn't even warn me or anything. He was just letting me know and I was all like "Oh my god, thank-you so much for telling me, I would have never known!!"
Finally he was like, "So no outstanding warrants? No past warrants? Nothing like that on you?" and I laughed nervously and was all like, "Well I certainly hope not! It would be terrible if I had some intense criminal record and I didn't even know about it!" and he laughed too and was like, "Well have a good night, miss. Drive safely."
HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME TO SLOW DOWN, YOU GUYS. HE TOTALLY FORGOT WHY HE PULLED ME OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE. BOOM.
Well, I think he was pretty bored because it was late on a Sunday night in a very smallllll town. But still. HE PULLED ME OVER FOR SPEEDING AND THEN HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME TO SLOW DOWN, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL. And I don't think it was because I was cute, because I was realllly sick that night and looked like death. So it was clearly my shining and devious personality that got me out of that jam. Either way, I'll take it.
So I might be a Slytherin after all. But again, if it prevents me from getting a ticket...It's all good.
With the other two, I was still feeling sick (terrible cold, ugh. Been killing my sinuses) and took myself on a pity shopping trip to the Cookstown Outlet Mall. I wanted new dresses to look pretty in for the Professor (In the last conversation we had together before Reading Week he said "You always look so good, you know?") and I wanted a new wallet. Normally I detest Coach because Barrie's 15 minutes away from this outlet mall so everyone tries to pass off their Coach products as being exclusive when...they're really, really not. So can I fit in with the highschoolers now that I have a Coach wristlet of my very own?! CAN I?! Mine are better looking, so that's all that matters. Plus there's no Coach outlet near Sudbury so I'll be super exclusive up in the frozen north.
So the conclusion of this entire entry is: Christine talks her way out of a speeding ticket, gains expensive material possessions that make her very happy. Most definitely a Slytherin.
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